raya

this raya not so good for me.

first day everything went ok. went 'beraya' with my sisters and bro. not very much to say, but its been an enjoyable outing.

usual raya routine, solat sunat, then g rumah sedara mara, then balik kg.

2nd day, early morning, makan lemang, which spells disaster to me till today. turns out that lemang oredi 'nak basi'.

to my perut, 'nak basi' means 'sudah rotten badly'. my stomach cannot tolerate even the slightest food that is uncooked, or nearly expired. i will get bitter diarrhoea for several days, which is what i'm facing right now. second raya, third raya and today, fourth raya i spend mostly in the toilet. last night, i counted almost 25 times i went to the loo from 12 midnight to the dawn. almost kene buasir lol.

thinking of going to the hospital. but i think the doctors wont do much. put in 'air' then wait wait and wait in the ward for a few days then discharge.routine for assholes getting paid thousands for dispensing panadols and antibiotics.sorry for my generalisation of their profession lol.

anyhow, sbb sakit perut nk kareb, upload pics dulu. tata...

sisters n mama

me and bdk2 kecik (one called me ayah for no reason at all lol)

me and sis

one word

16th August 2009.

so many words to say to describe it.

in the end, only one word can define it all...


...

ALHAMDULILLAH

to do list today

ponteng kerja

go to clinic. check my one-week-old cough

get an mc

tido

bangun

tido

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and they say life is interesting.

irony? i bluntly say bullshit. lol.

need advice

I'm buying another property in Penang. ~5km from Bukit Mertajam and ~2km Kulim, double storey terrace house. 20x60 sqft. selling at RM95k. got security guard also in the housing area.

OR

in Kulim, taman selasih. terrace, single storey, corner lot selling at 85k. big area and can renovate some more.

which one u think the best? just asking opinion here he he.

rant 002 - hopeless

hopeless

@home
@career
@life
@myself
@finance

sigh

i really hope they postpone convocation since i'm having the worst time of the year (sorry to sound selfish, but this is just a mere personal hope. kinda like self-thought)

someone lend me a non-judgmental ear pls? or a shoulder to cr... er nvm.

apparently, u can find many cross-eyed guys in construction industry.

or maybe its just me?

oh ya

maafkan sikapku semlm.

sori. tak sepatutnya bersikap begitu.
janji takkan ulangi lagi.
janji.

rindu...

antara berani dan kurang ajar. antara pengajaran dan mengajar.

salam.

rempit. kl drift. lenjan. bohsia. budak kelantan.

itu nama filem2 baru kat malaysia. nampak trend nya?

ter baru? ANU DALAM BOTOL.

kosmo

wtf semua nak jadi gay hari ni?

dah jadi trend ke nk buat filem, amik problem sosial jadik tema?

alasannya?
- masyarakat lebih terbuka
- menyedarkan orang ramai
- tidak bersifat denial terhadap masalah sosial

bullshit. tu semua nak untung saja tu. sapa yang tak suka tgk diana danielle pakai skirt terselak? tgk lurah raja farah yg slurp2? tgk 2-3 ekor lelaki kenduri sorang pempuan?

pengajaran taik kucing engkau.

berapa ekor mat rempit insaf lepas tgk cite remipt? baper ekor bohsia nk bertaubat lepas tgk bohsia? brapa org pusher yg insaf lepas tgk filem gangster, castello?

kalau nak sedarkan sangat, tunjuk adegan rempit tu 2-3 saat dah la. lagi 3-4 jam tu tunjuk eksiden pecah kepala patah tengkuk putus anu. baru diorang nak sedar.

kalau nak sedarkan pusher, tunjuk bab kena tangkap sampai tengkuk patah kena tali gantung. baru berkesan.

kalau nak sedarkan bohsia, tunjuk ex-bohsia yang tgh kurus kering tunggu masa nak mampus kena AIDS.

ini tidak, tunjuk bab2 seronok saja.

nak lagi best? tunjuk seksa kubo. biar derang tau seksa nnt lam kubo.

babak yg tu cepat2 lak Lembaga Penapisan Filem nak sensor. memberi impak negatif kepada kanak2 konon. pigida. br kena tekan sket dgn pengarah2 lancau dah terkincit. as an authority, you must know your responsibility and work. Jgn biarkan orang lain pengaruhi kerja kita pulak.

tak tahulah. ketahuilah wahai orang2 tua skrg. zmn remaja adalah zaman bodoh. ya aku mengaku aku pernah bodoh. apa yg ditengok, semua nak dibuat. aku pun remaja lagi. tapi dah lewat remaja la hahaha. jangan la g sodok diorang dengan filem2 picisan dengan alasan nak bagi pengajaran tapi sebaliknya mengajar pulak diorang buat kurang ajar.

filem-filem macam ni bukan berani. tapi filem kurang ajar.

chow, post pedas dari aku. babai.

a rant post

be warned that this is a rant post.

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i warned you enough... so...



I HATE MY JOB
I HATE MY JOB
I HATE MY JOB

not just the regular 'i hate my job because its boring' or other lame 'hate my 9 to 5 job' rants you see in typical stupid blogs that don't know how to differentiate between 'responsibility' and 'work'.

It's just that I REALLY HATE MY JOB.

oh noes. i don't hate my job.

i just FUCKIN HATE MY STUPID LAZY-MORON ASS BOSS!

just terminate me, idiot. i won't lose my fucking life just because im terminated from your stupid company.

Bumiputra Kelas-A kontraktor my ass
satu kulim kenal my ass
wants to be like ahmad zhaki and IJM my ass



bullshit

there are reasons why so many people quits from your company, idiot. and one most profound reason is YOU.

now you can talk cock in front of us. someday someone will bash your lazy ass without mercy.

and it's your fault your company got terminated from the project. IN YOUR FACE, SCUM!

wait till my contract is over. i will bash your stupidity here. and i will tell the readers of my blog what knd of company you own.

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OK.

enough ranting. -back to job hunting-

get well soon sis!

to kakak,

sorry to hear the bad news. we certainly hope that you will get well real soon. don't worry too much because our prayers are with you and we hope your dengue fever is not serious.

nyamuk jahat!

mama, ayah and adik2 certainly missed your presence and are looking forward to your arrival this coming august, my dear sis. so promise me you will get well soon ok?

he he, she's one great adik whom i called kakak since kecik lol. imagine when we both talk to each other, 'kakak' and 'abang' huhuhu.

ps - bila boleh buat surat MC nih? tak larat nak beli dari klinik lah. mahal mintak hang buat free ar nnt. kira setel utang =D

from your beloved abang

confession

ini adalah post pengakuan. kalau rasa masalah korang sendiri dah terlampau banyak, dinasihatkan jangan baca. kang pening kepala korang. ahah.

and i warn you, this post will sound a bit cheeky, bold and seems aggressively arrogant. luls. and maybe, to ambitious.

dah warning dah, so pandai2 la korang. jangan pas baca komen2 pelik2 plak ahah.

kamu tahu apa cita cita aku dari kecik? masa umur 7 tahun rasanya, aku join rombongan nganto nenek sedara pegi haji. kat bayan lepas, pulau pinang. masa tu meriah. macam pasar malam kat situ. hampar tikar, berkelah ramai2. seronoknya. tapi kamu tahu apa yang paling menyeronokkan dalam kepala hotak 7 tahun aku masa tu?

tengok Boeing 747 teksi kat runway (when a plane is moving around an airport, we call it taxiing) luls.


a Boeing 747-400 taxiing on a runway. What a beauty.

fuh. aku tengok gergasi betui kapalterbang. macam mana dia bulih terbang nih? musykil aku. tapi memandangkan masa tu internet pun takdak lagi kat malaysia rasanya, so aku tokleh nak google hahahahah. tapi dalam hati aku dah pasang niat kuat-kuat "AKU NAK JADIK PILOT SATU HARI NANTI". bijak kan palotak aku masa tu? macam mana la aku bulih tau kapal terbang tu ade 2 ekor manusia bawak. ahahah. tapi aku tanya gak la bapak aku sapa yang pakai peak caps + epaulette + kot yang ader stripe kat lengan + tie itam. oh sungguh kacaklah jika aku dapat pakai. kan kan kan? uniform pilot tuh ahah.


:D

so sampailah sekolah menengah cita-cita aku macam tu. and i deserve having such a high ambition, because i was in an "elite school" lah kononnya. ahahah. talking about produk gagal :b

after school, i have a few choices, go straight into MAS or SIA cadetship. I wouldn't remember if MARA was sponsoring pilot students back then (2004) and i just knew they did in 2007.


singapore girls? (SIA stewardess)


or malaysian girls? luls! (MAS stewardess)

however, to go to SIA cadetship, you need to have a bachelor's degree, which didn't have, so i was left with two choices: do my degree first or directly go into MAS cadetship.

and i did not pick he latter. you know why? SIA's fleet are mostly widebody, and cater for long haul journey, so when you first enter SIA as second/first officer, chances are, you will be assigned to any widebody aircraft, unlike MAS, where you will be assigned to a 737 or fokker 50 first (both are 'small' aircraft).

plus, having a degree AND a flying license will give you an edge over someone who doesn't, right? don't argue my shallow statement, but MOST of us will think that it's cooler to have both, isn't it? =b

and luckily for me, at that time, this *ehem* company is offering me a place to pursue an engineering degree in its private university. i said to myself "this is an opportunity!". i will finish my degree first, then go to SIA!

apparently, that's not the case for me. 2009 was the suwey year for me. first, SIA stopped taking Malaysian cadets. second, MAS stopped its cadetship programme. third, MARA also rumoured to sponsor the last batch of pilot cadets in May 2009. fourth, i had a tumor as big as my fist inside my guts. fifth, i was dumped by my girlfriend. oh, lari topik plak lol.

and now, to pursue my ambition would be an uphill task. where can i find 275k to pay for the course? sure, banks can give out loans, but where can i find collateral for the loans?

and if i did manage to find the money, would i pass the Class I Medical Examination to qualify for the course with this 'thing' inside my perut?

sekarang? redha sajalah. mungkin itu bukan yang terbaik untukku. mana tau kalau bawak nanti, eksiden, mati ramai2. bek aku tayah bawak. tak apelah, jadik construction man pun takdelah susah sangat. berbakti kat negara jugak. buat landasan ketapi letrik tuh. bangga seh. hins.

dah tak larat aku pendam rasa. menangis dalam hati pasal benda-benda macam ni yang sangat-sngat menyakitkan hati yang semua jadik tahun ni jugak. apa boleh buat. no pain, no gain.



skang kumpul model sajalah. malam-malam, main sorang2 dlm bilik cam budak-budak. wiu wiu wiu. hahahahah. pathetic kan? tak apa. se pathetic aku pun, tak kacau orang. susah aku sorang. senang aku sher dgn mak ayah. sedih aku nangis sorang. ketawa, ramai2. kang orang kata gila plak ketawa sorang2.

sejujurnya, aku kecewa dengan diri sendiri sebenarnya. aku boleh pergi lebih jauh. dan mendapat yang lebih baik. nak buat macam mana. takdir sudah macam tu. otak geliga macam mana pun, kalau Allah cakap takleh pi mana, duduk situ sajalah.

grievances over dead dreams may shed the light on a better reality. - ni quote aku sendiri.

doa sajalah.

bosan siak

kepada sesiapa berminat untuk menemani jejaka kesepian unuk makan-makan di mapley sambil bersembang pasal benda-benda merapu ataupun menyumpah seranah hidup yang tak best ataupun berkongsi pengalaman cinta ataupun mempunyai masalah cinta, sila tinggalkan pesanan di shoutbox.

kami berjanji tidak menghampakan anda.

luls.

undi undi undi... sakit sakit sakit... kerja kerja kerja...

lol. besar kan kertas undi.

ni kertas undi aku. aku amik gamba ni sendiri. nak masuk lam ballot box tu sampai kena lipat 8 kui kui kui.

dan semestinya sebelum aku mangkah kertas undi nih ahahah.kang kantoi aa aku pangkah apa. besa gabak ketas nih. lagi besa dari ketas A4. bes betul.

pas ngundi tuh, kena masuk hospital balik. esok kena teropong perot o.o





aku patutnye posa aritu, sbb nk teropong perut, kenalah perut kosong. kalo tak, nampak tahi jelah lol. tapi petang tu aku dah termelantak makanan, so mlm tu dokto bagi ubat untuk aku cirit birit. uh... seksanya ya allah sbb pkl 3-4 pagi kena g toilet tiap2 10 minit.

ubat cirit:

esoknye g tropong. alhamdulillah, xde kesan tumor dah. bekesan gak berubat tradisional nih luls. sekarang pn cirit birit dah kurang. fyi dah 4 bulan aku cirit birit constantly. hak hak hak. cam kelakar tapi kalo korang kena, taulah korang seksanya. dan ade pulak lump besa gabak kat atas lubang apendik. skang dah surut. so tak adelah risau sgt skrg. leh konsentret kerja he he.







btw berat da turun 10kg hasil protein-only diet selama sebulan lebeh =D

tag by belle the hot kanak kanak

1. Adakah anda suka blogging? Kenapa?

jawapan pendek: tak suka. tak dak sebab

jawapan panjang sikit: kadang-kadang suka. depends kat keadaan

jawapan panjang: suka, terutamanya bila ada good news. im not really fond of emo-blogging but i did it, occassionally :b



2. Blog siapa yg anda selalu skodeng? Nyatakan 5 (buat masa ini)

blogroll kat sebelah ni yang selalu update. malas nak bloghopping, unless betoi2 bosan n takde keje.



3. Adakah anda menginginkan seseorang dalam hidup anda ? Yang boleh menyayangi anda sepenuh hati ? dan Siapakah org itu ?

kamu pasti tahu kamu orangnya. kalau tak terasa maknanya bukan kamu la orangnya. tak perlu elaboration rasanya hahah.


5. Pernah tak cinta anda tidak di balas?

loser sahaja akan bercerita tentang cinta tak kesampaian


6. Ciri2 idaman bf/gf anda? Nyatakan 5 (btolkan skit: suami/isteri)

aku tak memilih. so takde ciri-ciri idaman.rigid sangatlah soalan ni.



7. Pada umur berapakah anda merancang untuk berkahwin?

jawapan tak serius langsung: 16

jawapan agak serius: tunggu sampai kaya

jawapan separa serius: sampai redi

jawapan serius: 30



8. Nak berapa anak?

sorang


9. Lucky person yg anda ingin tag:

since tahun ni aku tak berapa lucky, aku takmo tag sapa-sapa.

sekian.

aku benci ujan

kenapa aku benci ujan:
- safety boot baru aku tercemar dengan onar2 berupa selut dan lumpur.
- site aku betul-betul bawah parit air, pas ujan bertakung cam neherem. siap ada ikan haruan 2-3 ekor tersangkut situ. rezeki bangla lol.
- tanah lembut. misin takleh masuk site. nanti sangkut.
- kena sewa pam air. duit lagi. dah la main con kaki tekan cam sial. depa ingat ujan ni ada suis on off ka
- balik umah nek moto pukul 530. on the way hujan lebat. sial.
- pekan BM jem cam neherem. tambah-tambah kalau hujan. ataupun ada nyonya rabun bawak kete besar2 tapi tak reti pakai gear 3,4,5. amoi aku salute. kete honda city, tapi cam bawak F1.

dan aku ngaku aku duk site secara haram. xde green card, takde induction course. hahah. kena saman bes nih.

sekian construction man melaporkan.

random thoughts

bosan. sangat bosan kalo duk spital sorang-sorang dalam wad kelas 2. dah la aircond sejuk. esok kena resign keje.

malas la cenggini.

tiba tiba aku rasa lagu 'bila aku sudah tiada' oleh hujan cambest plak luls. kena dengan situasi.

k lah babai

pesanan

kawan kawan

jika kamu punyai waktu panjang, nikmatilah ia sepuas puasnya
jika kamu punyai kesihatan, jagalah ia semampunya
jika kamu punyai wang, belanjalah sehemahnya
jika kamu punyai umur panjang, bersyukurlah dengannya.

aku tahu aku hipokrit memberi pesanan-pesanan itu. aku mengaku, bnyk pesanan tu yang aku tak amalkan, sengaja atau tidak sengaja. tak apa, berpesan-pesan tu nabi suruh. so baik berpesan-pesan kebaikan sementara masih ada waktu.

dan aku manusia yang banyak kelemahan.

maafkan aku sekiranya ada salah silap.
maafkan aku kalau aku tidak berlaku jujur.
maafkan aku kalau aku terlanjur kata.
maafkan aku jika tersakit hati.

aku tak sempurna.

yang pernah memberi aku hutang, terima kasih. akan aku cuba membayarnya di waktu terdekat. kalau aku dalam kubur, jangan risau, aku dah pesan baik-baik kat waris aku tolong selesaikan.
yang pernah berdendam dengan aku, harap maafkanlah. kalau aku ada salah silap, cakap lah terus terang. jangan dibawak masuk kubur. aku takmau mati tak tenang nanti.
yang pernah bagi aku makan, berjuta penghargaan aku berikan. aku tak mampu balas. tak apalah, ada malaikat kiri kanan catit amalan korang.
yang pernah memberi ilmu dan tunjuk ajar, terima kasih daun keladi. maafkan kebodohan aku.

post kali ini betul betul serius. aku tak mau nanti tak sempat, baru nak menyesal kenapa tak minta maaf awal-awal, terima kasih awal-awal.

dan kalau kamu peduli lah, akaun fs, gtalk, fb aku dah delete. so memang dah tak ada ye =)

jgn risau, henset je aku tak buang lagi.

dan sekarang beruntung tak punya sahabat karib. sekurang-kurangnya tak ada yang menangis untukku. bagi aku, tak ada faedah berkongsi kesedihan.

ketawa biar ramai ramai. menangis jangan siapa tahu.

dan untuk kamu yang pernah menjadi istimewa untukku, terima kasih untuk segalanya. maaf kalau aku tak reti menghargainya, tapi dalam hati siapa tahu? semoga kamu ada orang lain yang lebih menghargai pengorbananmu daripadaku.

jika kamu redha, aku redha.

untuk rakan-rakan yang sudah berjaya, alhamdulillah, aku tumpang gembira. yang masih menunggu P ataupun masih tercari-cari, jangan cepat mengalah. rezeki di mana-mana.

SABAR ITU PENTING.

ini baru mula nak berleter part 1. ada lagi. umur panjang, kutulis lagi rakan-rakan ye.

maaf jikalau blog jarang berupdate. internet subscription sudah tiada. terminate awal-awal senang. nanti susah pulak mak ayah kena terminate. so, kembali ke zaman menumpang broadband sekolah. he he.

doakan aku sihat selalu. terima kasih.

ps - fb lom delete. sungguh komplikated proses delete acc fb neh. gila. last resort, tutup komen tutup semua. tinggal status udeh.

aku mengaku

aku mengaku aku fetish leher yang ader choker.

puas hati? aku dah ngaku dlm blog. giliran ko pulak.

ps- ini spam semata-mata. sila ignore jika tiada kaitan dengan kamu.

simple guide to obtain a CPL/IR (frozen ATPL) - dont click if you dont know what this means! luls!

some intro picture.



luls

okay. picture this:

1. You just graduated. went through interviews. phailed! looking for jobs for months but to no avail. wtf. economic recession my ass.

2. You graduated with flying colors. offered a job. or working diligently. but no one noticed your efforts! somehow, you want adventure! and fly away from all those bonds and ties. create your own future!

3. you dream of carrying 400 lives safely from LAX to LHR (IATA, go figure hahahah) since you're a baby. and you always marvel at aviation and avionics technology.

so you came across a blog, and found a step by step guide to apply for a flying school, and ultimately be a pilot! luls.

welcome2. i will guide you step by step. dont worry. this will be the latest info as of february 2009.

lets skip the craps and begin.

1st step: Get an Approval letter from DCA

what is DCA? its short for "department of civil aviation". jabatan penerbangan awam or something like that.

send them a letter stating that you're interested in enrolling for CPL/IR (frozen ATPL) course in any certified flying school in Malaysia.

better still, go there and ask for the form.

this is the address

Director of Flight Operations

Department of Civil Aviation (DCA) Malaysia

Level 2, Blok Podium B

Lot 4G4, Precinct 4

Federal Government Administrative Centre

62570 PUTRAJAYA

bring along certified true copy of your IC AND SPM results (if you do this by mail, include both of these into your mail)

be patient as this will take, at most, a week to be processed. dont worry, as DCA will send you the approval letter through mail.

2nd step: take a look at available flying schools

here are the list of popular schools:

http://www.ggifa.edu.my/- bintulu

03 5635 2180 (hq)

http://apft.edu.my/ - kb, kelantan

03-20923177/019 2819310 (registrar office and hp)

http://www.mfa.edu.my/ - melaka

06 317 4026 or 06 317 4834

http://www.klifa.com/ - Johor

(603)-2283 5309

IT&S - Ipoh
(sori website takder tgh maintenance)
03-78064331
03-78804386
03-78804320

i want to stress on this - DO CALL THEM PLEASE!

i know there are forums dedicated to flying, eg http://forum.flydamnit.com/ but there's no other way to get the facts straight than to get them from the flying schools themselves.

you'll be surprised how happy they are to entertain your questions.

*hint - call the hq on matters pertaining intakes and financing. if you call the school directly, they will probably direct you to the hq anyway.

ask for these particulars (with no orderly manner)

- Deposit

- reg fees

- overall fees (including hostels and meals)

- additional fees (textbooks, headgears, uniforms)

- Surcharge for fuel (like airplane tickets, they really follow current fuel prices)

- extra fees for extension?- financing? MARA? Agrobank?

- next vacant intake and its frequency of intakes (typically around 6-10 intakes per year)

i would like to recommend apft and ggifa. both are new and intakes are not as much as other schools. and at the end of your studies, you will have cpl/ir (frozen atpl) AND a diploma in Aviation Management. cool. one honours degree, one diploma and a flying license! nothing is cooler than that! luls!

btw, ggifa used to be the cheapest, rm190++k but now, latest info, it'll cost you around rm275k (including hostel and meals). and they havent updated their website yet, so beware yer. too bad! i was considering this school dulu :( nak belajar kat sarawak! luls.

and some flying school accept online application, too ie apft.

ladies and gentleman. the moment of truth. the important step:

3rd step: dipping your both feet into the water (committing)

if you have done all of the things above, please take note that, if you would like to take MARA loan, typically you'll be ready to start your lesson within less than 6 months, depending on your loan provider.

one big tips - AVOID APPLYING MARA AFTER SPM RESULTS ARE BEING ANNOUNCED. try applying before spm results (not applicable to spm leavers). why? you will be competing with thousands of spm candidates who apply for MARA and their office will probably congested with forms.

anyhow, back to the guide.

basically there are a few steps involved:

1. apply for school

2. apply for loan (MARA and bank loan) using letter of acceptance issued by the school

3. pay the deposit - amounting up to rm15k (letter of placement issued by school) - this is what the bank loan is for

4. start flying! (er ground training first! be patient aa =)

next: entah, depends on my mood to write. luls. part 3 xabeh lagi. maleh lak nk sambung, so laters la ek. i promise to finish this in a fortnight.

ps - dont bug me or ask me anything about my own experience. i did it the hardest way. i wont tell. any clarification, just call the respected flying schools i mentioned. and i dont want to bear any responsibilities on any misinformation.

antara pakcik dan abang, dalam masa 12 jam

ini extreme makeover. maaf, bukan plastic surgery. tapi kisah realiti. daripada seorang pakcik, menjadi seorang abang. hanya 12 jam!

ikuti rahsianya sebentar lagi.

tahukah anda, sepupu-sepupu saya yang rata-rata berumur 1-5 tahun, baru tumbuh gigi dan belajar berkata-kata, memanggil saya pakcik. ya, betul. pakcik. dan saya seringkali ditanya "adik cikgu ka?" setiap kali pergi ke kenduri kendara ataupun ke mana-mana bersama ayah. ataupun "adik ustazah ka?" jika bersama ibu saya.

paling best? "tu bapak ustazah ka tu?" tatkala menghantar ibu mengajar disekolah. saya tak salahkan mereka walaupun rasanya mahu saja cili2kan mulut mungil mereka. mungkin kerana mereka rata-ratanya berusia 8-9 tahun. mungkin kerana pada masa tersebut, saya masih mamai dan perlu bergegas menghantar ibu pada pukul 8pagi memakai kain pelikat dan berketayap yg belum ditanggalkan sejak subuh lagi.

haha. stendet lah. muka matured.

dan suatu hari, ketika singgah di kampung, kebetulan ramai pula anak-anak kecil merangkap sepupu-sepupuku di sana. sebagai seorang sepupu yang pengasih lagi penyayang, segera dihulur gula-gula sour plum yang sengaja dibeli sewaktu dalam perjalanan tadi.

"mama, mama! pakcik tu kasik ceklet!"

...

dem sungguh. rosak mood betul. nak penampa kesian, comel plak tu. nasep hang la intan. lol.

jadi bermalamlah di kampung pada malam tersebut.

keesokan paginya, berbekalkan shaver singgit yang dibeli entah bila, terjumpak dalam beg baju, terus melangkah kebilik air.

masa tu almaklumlah. baru abeh belajar. jadi bermalas malasan lah sedikit nak trim2 janggut ni. bukan setakat janggut. misai jambang dan macam2 bulu lagi ada.

sret2. lancar sahaja bilah2 pisau mencantas helai2 janggut yang keras bak dawai besi. alamak bulu tersangkut. ketuk2 shaver. sret2 lagi. terlekat lagi. ketuk shaver lagi.

dan akhirnya, clean shave. luls. muda dan tampan bergaya sungguh. rasa macam ghey plak usha cermin lama-lama sambil memuji diri dalam hati.

abeh bersiap, lepak kat luar, dengan bapak-bapak sedara. besela, kol 8 pagi, sapkok luh.

tiba2 intan berlari2 keluar bersama adiknya. londeh2 lampin mereka. bejat dgn air mutawasitah. belum bertukar dari semalam kot. sila jangan buat2 geli. kalau geli tu maknanya korang xnah balik kampung yang ramai dak2 kecik time raya.

terus pergi ke abah mereka, menarik2 seluar jeans levis ciplak yang longgar. yang tu pun nak terlondeh gak. luls.

"abah, mama panggil makan."

(ni utk pakcik aku)

"abang, mama panggil makan!"

(ni utk aku)

BWAHAHAHA. bangganya saya ketika itu tuhan sahaja yang tahu. semalam pakcik, hari ni abang? sukses. berjaya menentang penuaan dalam hanya 12jam sahaja. nyatalah aku memang kacak hari itu.

tapi...

haih kecewanya. kalau lah intan itu seorang gadis berusia 18 tahun.

semalam kerek, pakcik2 je, tiba2 hari ni "abang~ meh makan"

bestnye.potong janggut je dah leh jadik abang. awek leh sangkut. kan best kalo camtu je.

oh mengelamun seketika.

luls

sekian post mengarut dan memuji diri secara excessive. bajet muvi curious case of benjamin la leh jadik muda balik.

ps - sila nyatakan first impression korang terhadap aku, physically, secara ikhlas dan jujur. tapi jgn la kutuk lebeh2 plak hahah. ni blog aku weh =D

oh. dan sekarang aku amat suka amoi2.

comel. macam Grace Su.

tentang hidup

kosong. sunyi. sepi.

dilupakan?

marah barangkali?

rindu.