Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Down the drain

Have you ever felt that your dreams fell down from the sky, just to be swept down into the drain?

It is painful, to the least.

I need time to reconcile.

Hopes and dreams.

Sacrifices had to be made.

Not everything we wished for are meant for us.

Thank you dreams and hopes. You made me happy. Even for a short while. And now you stab my back painfully.

Don't worry. I don't hold grudges.

And i believe that someday, somehow, i will be whatever i want to be.


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Regards,
Mohd Asyrafi Bin Abd Halim

sent using HTC Touch-Celcom Broadband on Windows Mobile 6.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

10 things i hate about you.. er.

saja nak rhyme dgn lagu miley cyrus "7 things i hate about you". luls.

10 things about the person who tagged me:

a-rape
http://www.berryz-switchon.net/klise/

1. chubby. luls.

2. kelisa hensem wpon sep. hahah. ada skrin lcd tu.

3. kaki gadget.

4. laptop tukun yng popular. skang da tuka

5. orang pertama aku kua gath #h!p dgn lobo. aku ingat lobo dak rm sbb pki jaket medtek luls

6. sep dgn koleksi. kene merayu baru dpt. contoh: 'lagu BK' yang ada senaman2 n klisabra

7. ayat lapik2 baekk punya. master segala sarcasm. hahahah

8. skendel beliau? bwahahahaha sampai skang xmoh ngaku. dem.xabeh2 ngaku ade skendel dgn aibon.

9. dewa stadi. tiap2 kali aku g bilik dia, mesti tgh stadi.

10. mcm bersosial, tapi selalu jln sorang2 layan ipod.


don
http://donsyed.blogspot.com/

1. kurus kering. rasa kesian pn ada.

2. terpisah dengan kembar beliau dari timor leste sejak kecik lagi. xsangka leh jumpak kat utp

3. cuba mencari perhatian dengan mencipta kontroversi, tapi gagal. wahahah.

4. tiap2 hari bergaduh dgn awek (exaggaration je). tapi begaduh pagi, tghr kang makan sama2 gak. luls. cam laki bini. suwit.

5. kaki flirt nombor satu. awek orang pon dia bantai flirt. patut ar bini marah. lol.

6. pemikiran educated. seronok tol diskusi. esp kalo idea dia bertentangan dgn apa yang ko rasa

7. sang disisihkan. bukan sengaja pun, tapi mmg tersisih. time orang takde aktif bebel lam cenel. time orang nk ajak kuar, takde. sian...

8. bersemangat tol benda2 collectibles ni. contoh: magic the gathering.

9. trademark: cap. tak tuka2 dari pondesen. panas ke, ujan ke, aircond ke, duk pakai cap tu jela. nak cover rambut hensem ke bang. hahah

10. sampai skang aku tak tau kancil yang dia bwk tu dela punya ke dia punya. hentam sajala.

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ok done. skang nk komen tag syed:

#1b describe 10 things about the person who tag u (Ropi)

1. Physically outgrown. =P
nokomen.

2. Bold and blunt.
ouch. most of the people close to me have known about this. jgn la cepat terasa ek. im a direct person, unintentionally. tapi kalo nk tego, mostly ill do it using sarcasm. hahah

3. Spammer for attention.
ye tak ye jugak.luls.

4. Bad luck with the ladies.
..
correction. yang betul2 aku penah ngorat sorang je. len2 tu flirt men2 je. hahah. sbb aku tau ukur baju di badan sendiri XD

5. Caring yet try to act as care-not.
omg.

6. A great discussions partner for any heavy discussions I would like to have from time to time.
at times, outspoken. too much, in fact. to the point of being annoying.

7. Fashion-less.
XD

8. Accept criticism openly.
know yourself in other's perspective. often the bitterest of pills is the best medicine.

9. A good followers/ workers.
a great leader is a good follower.

10. I see him as I see myself in a mirror. (well, maybe he is better)
cubaan membodek nampak. hahah.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

aku mengaku

aku mengaku aku fetish leher yang ader choker.



puas hati? aku dah ngaku dlm blog. giliran ko pulak.

ps- ini spam semata-mata. sila ignore jika tiada kaitan dengan kamu.

things that shouldnt be brought along on an international flight

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/08/2158134.htm 

http://rockybru.com.my/2008/02/aca-mas-and-mails-kiddie-porn.html

*sebagai intro, mat saleh menggunakan last name dalam urusan rasmi, eg dalam laporan suratkhabar, jadi nama bapak akan ditulis, instead of nama sendiri. contoh, encik abu bin ali, jadik Mr Ali.

kesian. gara-gara nama ahmad said. co-pilot yang digembar-gemburkan sebagai anak DG MACC sekarang timbul lagi nama dia. dikatakan ahmad said menggunakan kuasanya untuk mengarahkan surat kaba tutup kes tersebut, kerana yang terlibat adalah anak beliau. kes setahun lepas lagi. sekarang timbul balik, gara-gara kenyataan ahmad said yang dikatakan melampaui batas kuasanya.

aku tak mau speculate, kesahihan yang co-pilot tu anak ketua pesuruhjaya MACC pun tak dapat dipastikan. aku cuba google, tapi takde berhasil. semuanya lead kepada email kepada kononnya seorang kapten MAS bernama Reinu. jadi aku anggap hanya kebetulan bapak co-pilot tu bernama ahmad said.

tapi agak menghairankan juga, kerana pada waktu tersebut, kecoh diperkatakan tentang kehilangan sharlinie dan nurin, namun kes co-pilot kantoi seludup pornografi kanak-kanak macam takder perhatian. sepatutnya menjadi media coverage. pornografi itu sendiri sudah menjadi kesalahan, apatah lagi pornografi kanak-kanak!

sengaja ditutupkah ataupun memang pihak media tak berminat nak cover berita ini?

kasihan. kes sudah setahun berlalu, barangkali ramai sudah pun lupa. namun tiba-tiba timbul balik.

nasihat aku, ambiklah berita daripada sumber-sumber yang boleh dipercayai saja. independent parties. dan confirmkan berita tersebut. google ada, yahoo ada. jangan mengharapkan sangat forwarded email. selalunya tak boleh pakai. walaupun siap dengan nombor staff la, emel staff la. boleh ke kita cek identiti sender email melalui nombor staff? xkoser aku nk g MAS cek sekor2 luls.

jadi, janganlah bawak porn dlm flight, terutamanya international flight. kantoi bodo je. buat malu.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

tag

tag:

#1 describe 10 things about the person who tag u

wadik tags me, so here is his description:

1. kelisa
2. rambut cacak
3. vertically challenged
4. kurus kering
5. ex admin k5
6. sungai petani
7. sekolah agama
8. bisnes ink dvd
9. kerja kat israel. er. penang
10. ahli pemuda umno tegar. luls.

sorilah. len2 semua hang dah tulih senirik. luls.

#2 Describe 10 things about you

1. lelaki seksi
2. bising dgn member, diam dgn stranger
3. tokan. er. bekas tokan.
4. sarcastic in a literal tone
5. ex admin k5 gak luls
6. ex admin dc++ v5
7. penah layan musume luls
8. ahli #h!p tegar
9. kalo aku cakap aku ex player ragbi korg caye tak. bwahahah
10. plan ahead terlalu teliti sampai plan xjadik2

#3 at the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. payeh

2. apek likipong
3. Don Syed
4. a-rape (klise)
5. mazrep
6. Belle
7. kN
8. sUe
9. najmi
10. mena (yep, nadia amena)

so korang tulih la 10 description aku. sekian.

ingat-ingatlah pesan raja kita

malas nak komen. tunggu dan lihat. komen banyak2 nanti kena blacklist. taleh keja gomen.

ingatlah pesan sultan azlan shah:

"Walau seberapa banyak sekalipun askar, polis atau pengawal istana digaji untuk melindungi dan menjaga tahta, namun tiada satu pun akan dapat mengatasi kehendak dan aspirasi rakyat jelata. Walau seberapa banyak peluru bedil atau peluru meriam sekali pun digunakan, namun tidak satu pun dapat menyekat kemarahan aspirasi rakyat. Jika kehendak rakyat jelata dimakbulkan Allah, maka (berlakulah) perpindahan takhta dari istana ke muzium seni dan budaya"

- Sultan Azlan Shah

Ketika dianugerahkan Doktor Kehormat Undang-undang, di Majlis Konvokesyen, Universiti Sains Malaysia, Pulau Pinang pada 29 Jun 1980.

dan untuk yang berminat pasal daulat raja2 ni, aku rasa tak ramai yg tau kisah beting beras basah dan pertabalan sultan azlan shah. nak tau pasal beting beras basah kat sini.

menariknya, aku terbaca tentang peristiwa dimana waktu pertabalan sultan azlan shah, beting itu dikatakan tidak timbul kerana darah raja yang mengalir dalam tubuh baginda sultan tidak begitu kuat rajanya berbanding ketika pertabalan sultan idris.

hu hu. sultan sekarang kurang daulat berbanding dulu kah? entah. Allah Maha Mengetahui.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

simple guide to obtain a CPL/IR (frozen ATPL) - dont click if you dont know what this means! luls!

some intro picture.



luls

okay. picture this:

1. You just graduated. went through interviews. phailed! looking for jobs for months but to no avail. wtf. economic recession my ass.
2. You graduated with flying colors. offered a job. or working diligently. but no one noticed your efforts! somehow, you want adventure! and fly away from all those bonds and ties. create your own future!
3. you dream of carrying 400 lives safely from LAX to LHR (IATA, go figure hahahah) since you're a baby. and you always marvel at aviation and avionics technology.

so you came across a blog, and found a step by step guide to apply for a flying school, and ultimately be a pilot! luls.

welcome2. i will guide you step by step. dont worry. this will be the latest info as of february 2009.

lets skip the craps and begin.




1st step: Get an Approval letter from DCA

what is DCA? its short for "department of civil aviation". jabatan penerbangan awam or something like that.

send them a letter stating that you're interested in enrolling for CPL/IR (frozen ATPL) course in any certified flying school in Malaysia.

better still, go there and ask for the form.

this is the address

Director of Flight Operations
Department of Civil Aviation (DCA) Malaysia
Level 2, Blok Podium B
Lot 4G4, Precinct 4
Federal Government Administrative Centre
62570 PUTRAJAYA

bring along certified true copy of your IC AND SPM results (if you do this by mail, include both of these into your mail)

be patient as this will take, at most, a week to be processed. dont worry, as DCA will send you the approval letter through mail.



2nd step: take a look at available flying schools

here are the list of popular schools:

03 5635 2180 (hq)

http://apft.edu.my/ - kb, kelantan
03-20923177/019 2819310 (registrar office and hp)

06 317 4026 or 06 317 4834

(603)-2283 5309

IT&S - Ipoh
(sori website takder tgh maintenance)
03-78064331
03-78804386
03-78804320
i want to stress on this - DO CALL THEM PLEASE!

i know there are forums dedicated to flying, eg http://forum.flydamnit.com/ but there's no other way to get the facts straight than to get them from the flying schools themselves.

you'll be surprised how happy they are to entertain your questions.

*hint - call the hq on matters pertaining intakes and financing. if you call the school directly, they will probably direct you to the hq anyway.

ask for these particulars (with no orderly manner)
- Deposit
- reg fees
- overall fees (including hostels and meals)
- additional fees (textbooks, headgears, uniforms)
- Surcharge for fuel (like airplane tickets, they really follow current fuel prices)
- extra fees for extension?- financing? MARA? Agrobank?

- next vacant intake and its frequency of intakes (typically around 6-10 intakes per year)

i would like to recommend apft and ggifa. both are new and intakes are not as much as other schools. and at the end of your studies, you will have cpl/ir (frozen atpl) AND a diploma in Aviation Management. cool. one honours degree, one diploma and a flying license! nothing is cooler than that! luls!

btw, ggifa used to be the cheapest, rm190++k but now, latest info, it'll cost you around rm275k (including hostel and meals). and they havent updated their website yet, so beware yer. too bad! i was considering this school dulu :( nak belajar kat sarawak! luls.

and some flying school accept online application, too ie apft.

ladies and gentleman. the moment of truth. the important step:


3rd step: dipping your both feet into the water (committing)

if you have done all of the things above, please take note that, if you would like to take MARA loan, typically you'll be ready to start your lesson within less than 6 months, depending on your loan provider.

one big tips - AVOID APPLYING MARA AFTER SPM RESULTS ARE BEING ANNOUNCED. try applying before spm results (not applicable to spm leavers). why? you will be competing with thousands of spm candidates who apply for MARA and their office will probably congested with forms.

anyhow, back to the guide.

basically there are a few steps involved:
1. apply for school
2. apply for loan (MARA and bank loan) using letter of acceptance issued by the school
3. pay the deposit - amounting up to rm15k (letter of placement issued by school) - this is what the bank loan is for
4. start flying! (er ground training first! be patient aa =)


next: entah, depends on my mood to write. luls. part 3 xabeh lagi. maleh lak nk sambung, so laters la ek. i promise to finish this in a fortnight.

ps - dont bug me or ask me anything about my own experience. i did it the hardest way. i wont tell. any clarification, just call the respected flying schools i mentioned. and i dont want to bear any responsibilities on any misinformation.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

antara pakcik dan abang, dalam masa 12 jam

ini extreme makeover. maaf, bukan plastic surgery. tapi kisah realiti. daripada seorang pakcik, menjadi seorang abang. hanya 12 jam!

ikuti rahsianya sebentar lagi.

tahukah anda, sepupu-sepupu saya yang rata-rata berumur 1-5 tahun, baru tumbuh gigi dan belajar berkata-kata, memanggil saya pakcik. ya, betul. pakcik. dan saya seringkali ditanya "adik cikgu ka?" setiap kali pergi ke kenduri kendara ataupun ke mana-mana bersama ayah. ataupun "adik ustazah ka?" jika bersama ibu saya.

paling best? "tu bapak ustazah ka tu?" tatkala menghantar ibu mengajar disekolah. saya tak salahkan mereka walaupun rasanya mahu saja cili2kan mulut mungil mereka. mungkin kerana mereka rata-ratanya berusia 8-9 tahun. mungkin kerana pada masa tersebut, saya masih mamai dan perlu bergegas menghantar ibu pada pukul 8pagi memakai kain pelikat dan berketayap yg belum ditanggalkan sejak subuh lagi.

haha. stendet lah. muka matured.

dan suatu hari, ketika singgah di kampung, kebetulan ramai pula anak-anak kecil merangkap sepupu-sepupuku di sana. sebagai seorang sepupu yang pengasih lagi penyayang, segera dihulur gula-gula sour plum yang sengaja dibeli sewaktu dalam perjalanan tadi.

"mama, mama! pakcik tu kasik ceklet!"

...

dem sungguh. rosak mood betul. nak penampa kesian, comel plak tu. nasep hang la intan. lol.

jadi bermalamlah di kampung pada malam tersebut.

keesokan paginya, berbekalkan shaver singgit yang dibeli entah bila, terjumpak dalam beg baju, terus melangkah kebilik air.

masa tu almaklumlah. baru abeh belajar. jadi bermalas malasan lah sedikit nak trim2 janggut ni. bukan setakat janggut. misai jambang dan macam2 bulu lagi ada.

sret2. lancar sahaja bilah2 pisau mencantas helai2 janggut yang keras bak dawai besi. alamak bulu tersangkut. ketuk2 shaver. sret2 lagi. terlekat lagi. ketuk shaver lagi.

dan akhirnya, clean shave. luls. muda dan tampan bergaya sungguh. rasa macam ghey plak usha cermin lama-lama sambil memuji diri dalam hati.

abeh bersiap, lepak kat luar, dengan bapak-bapak sedara. besela, kol 8 pagi, sapkok luh.

tiba2 intan berlari2 keluar bersama adiknya. londeh2 lampin mereka. bejat dgn air mutawasitah. belum bertukar dari semalam kot. sila jangan buat2 geli. kalau geli tu maknanya korang xnah balik kampung yang ramai dak2 kecik time raya.

terus pergi ke abah mereka, menarik2 seluar jeans levis ciplak yang longgar. yang tu pun nak terlondeh gak. luls.

"abah, mama panggil makan."

(ni utk pakcik aku)

"abang, mama panggil makan!"

(ni utk aku)

BWAHAHAHA. bangganya saya ketika itu tuhan sahaja yang tahu. semalam pakcik, hari ni abang? sukses. berjaya menentang penuaan dalam hanya 12jam sahaja. nyatalah aku memang kacak hari itu.

tapi...


haih kecewanya. kalau lah intan itu seorang gadis berusia 18 tahun.

semalam kerek, pakcik2 je, tiba2 hari ni "abang~ meh makan"

bestnye.potong janggut je dah leh jadik abang. awek leh sangkut. kan best kalo camtu je.

oh mengelamun seketika.


luls

sekian post mengarut dan memuji diri secara excessive. bajet muvi curious case of benjamin la leh jadik muda balik.

ps - sila nyatakan first impression korang terhadap aku, physically, secara ikhlas dan jujur. tapi jgn la kutuk lebeh2 plak hahah. ni blog aku weh =D

oh. dan sekarang aku amat suka amoi2.

comel. macam Grace Su.




just to make sure

ade sapa2 lagi yang lom tau dia recomended or not? pls leave comment here.

it sucks to know you are the only one still without the results.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

as i anticipated

no one will read post less than 10 lines and more than 30 lines.

bwahhaha. better that way, since post panjang2 cover ngata orang je, sbb orang xbaca =D

and btw, i know the word 'rantings' doesnt exist. no need to tell me yah ;)
okay, so now im in the mood to advocate sexism.

just take a luls at this video:



dont blame me. blame the faggot in my class. you dont have to iterate to us how much capable women are to men in doing tough jobs laa. we know it, and your tomboy looks just proves it. and feminism sucks. as always.

yours truly,

journey of life?

tagged by don.

so here it goes:

After travelling a long way, you had
reach a final junction towards your
success. On this junction there are two roads to be chosen. The first road offers you an easy path but at longer journey, very very long one compared to
the other one. The second is
extremely short but also very very difficult as people said "most of the
people traveled this road never returned".


Which road will you
take? (no one can take both road at a same time)
Why do you not choose the
other road?
What is the example in your life showing that you actually did
choose the road you stated?



lets just say the long way is a proven method, and the short way is full of uncertainties ahead.

the first road, long but proven, is an easy journey. just cruise with the flow, and you will get there, eventually, with Allah's will. a simple example will be to work with the government. most of us will agree that working in a government sector is less stressfull han working in private companies. and you must know how to trump cards (a metaphor, not asking you to gamble!) in order to make yourself known to your bosses. (if you dont know what i mean, just http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_(card_game)
after a while, go and enjoy your pension. go plant fruit trees. rear cattles. stay in the village. or watever you can imagine yourself doing at 55.

offtopic - i still cant believe our current PM is imagining himself doing those kind of things after he retires, in front of thousands of people! that was really an insult! no vision, no aim to improve himself or the country for goodness sake! least he can say, "i will be writing a book on etc2." or "i will look after the people in my constituency".

but "balik kampung tanam jagung"?!! not our pm please!

ok back to the tag.

as for the short route, its unproven, and we have to face obstacles to get to the top.

one thing for sure if we want to make it in the second road: we must dare to fail. and be persistent in bouncing back. it doesn't matter how many times you fall, but the most important thing is, you bounce back higher than ever before.

the most important thing when taking this course of life is having a backup plans. if youre taking degree in engineering, but you cannot finish it, what will you do? if you're not eligible for [p] interview, what's your exit plan? if you failed to secure a job in [p] what will you do? if you re not given the scholarship to pursue your dream career of flying, what will be your next step?

the key is planning ahead. they say "if you fail to plan, than youre planning to fail".

but i think that it's good to plan to fail. i mean, not to fail, but plan an exit plan if we fail.

got what im saying?

suppose we're filling a jar of milk into a glass. instead of thinking that eventually the glass will be filled with milk, we think of what is going to happen if the glass is shattered to pieces. what if the glass is already filled with red syrup? (itll be a bandung luls) what will happen if the milk overflows? or the glass is upside down? or a hollow glass? think hard. and even harder.

think outside the box.

then you will know what you want. what you need. what you have. what will you have. who can provide you with leverage, either financially or psychologically.

and you will see life will become much easier for you. and less cruel than what you have thought :)

as for me, i will take the second road.

why not first road? simple. its boring.

and i like to challenge life. not waiting to be challenged luls.

and just like what im doing right now. instead of letting [p] determine the path of my life, i carve my own.

and i think it's worth every single penny.

the conclusion? i give you the freedom to conclude my post. everyone is entitled to their own opinion. some would like a stable job, unlike me. its up to you to decide =)

adios

another 2oclock post. sigh.

ps - sorry for the red corrections from don's post. im very particular about proper grammar, esp the usage of particles (eventhough i never checked my own grammar luls)

Monday, February 23, 2009

great songs, effin great songs, CB

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1605395/20090219/rihanna.jhtml

luls. when i read about this, i just luled.

lame.

so if you girls thought that guys who cud play you guitar, sing to you a love song, have a great boyish looks, mellow hearted can give you all the love you need, better think again.

rihanna the victim of domestic violence. and surprise, surprise, guess who's beating her up?

luls. i just cant help it but luls.

remember direktor-muda-anak-daddy yang membelasah gf beliau yang baru abes sekolah?

luls. just a great luls.

so a side note to all girls out there, if you find a boy who can stand you, even when you're under hormon control a.k.a PMS and never lay his hand on you (understanding is just an option, because, boys can never understand girls) - just keep him.

especially if he comes from a family with no apparent history of domestic violence.

prospects of finding a right guy now is very slim, considering our time where stress and work overload is a norm.

and if you left him for a better guy with a lot more money and better looks, chances are, you'll end up like actress-mix-baru-abes-sekolah-kene-tampar-dengan-anak-datuk or like rihanna.

luls. and better luls.

padan muka. memilih sangat

luls

ps- if your annoyed with all the luls, luls means LOL, or laughing or 'haha' in chatting terms. and yes, i like to annoy people.


luls

pps- SIOT G PENANG XAJAK. ARGH

Sunday, February 22, 2009

tentang hidup

kosong. sunyi. sepi.

dilupakan?

marah barangkali?

rindu.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

bye bye

i am going to abandon my blog.

bye bye semua. our days are over.

its been good hanging out with you guys in utp. all the good things will be kept in memory. the bad ones? poured it down the drain already.

im repeating what ive done to my schoolmates :) hilang tanpa khabar. no reunion whatsoever.

if we meet again, it will be in good terms. harap tak ada yang berdendam. kalau ada, pls leave comments here. i will apologise personally or if needed, publicly. i give you guys seven days to do so. please be frank. i know ive been an annoying bastard, loves bitching and suka menyampuk. just tell me if you have any grudges.

kalau ada hutang, jangan risau. i wont forget them. i will pay you back when i got my first salary.

i have found myself and will move on. hope that you guys will fare better in life. may you guys have a great convocation. im sorry if i cannot make it. and most probably i won't make it.

chill. and sayonara. goodbye. selamat tinggal. salam. tschuss.